Baby Got Jack - Adam Sandler

[Intro]
Yo yo, Flyda, check that homegirl's butt out
Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat!
You tell it like it is, Aisha
She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends
I mean her butt... it's just so small...
We're talkin slim pickin's, girl
What up, Aisha.. where is it? I don't even... see it!
Look...girl, she's just so.......WHITE!

I like small butts and i cannot lie
You honkies can't deny
When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist and a big thing
in your face i get sick!
Cos i like a toothpick
I'll beat that booty with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearin
Her pants are almost tearin!
No baby, i want a flat booty
That's tooty-fruity
The honkies tried to warn me
That butt you got is.....ooh, so corny!
Ooh chicken smooth skin
Ya say ya wanna get ma old?
Well peck me, peck me
Cos ya ain't that average chickadee

Hell with romancin
I'll take her wallet dancin
Rich... bitch
I'll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony
Black butts are not my theme
If ya ask me what my flavour is i'll tell ya its vanilla ice cream
So honkies (YEAH!)
Honkies (YEAH!)
Does ya girlfriend have a derriere? (HELL YEAH!)
Well shrink it, shrink it
So i can get right down and dink it
Baby got jack
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Baby got jack
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)

I like 'em flat and small
And when i'm in the mall
I just can't help myself
I'm doin the dog pound call (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don't like a sister
Who farts while playin twista
I wish those beans did miss her
Even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender
An' if i see a big booty
I'll put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?!
All i know is i like Jane Fonda's
Better than Yolanda's
Baby got jack
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Baby got jack
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Yeah baby

When it comes to females
Cosmo knows everything what they're talkin about
36-24-36
Ha
Only if she's 7'8"

Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that
Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that