One, two, one, two. And now ladies and gentlemen, it’s beer dance time
The Versackily Wheel Tappers and Shunters Working Men’s, thank you
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
They play tick with hatchets down by Scotty Road
The kids play a game collecting bones
The dogs round our way are really full of bounce
It’s cause they’re always fed on human bones
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
There’s a hundred thousand madmen come from Liverpool
They’re worse when they get away from home
There was panic down St Paul’s on the final day
Some scousers come and tried to paint the town
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
The Kop they say’s the official choir of Merseyside
Bill Shankly tried to get ‘em on Top of the Pops
Hey-i-addie-o
The practice room’s a motor plant at Halewood
And when they sing it starts the working stops
I'm not going home without me mascot!
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
We still love the Beatles back in Liverpool
We love them all, in fact we think they’re boss
Me mam says she’s a very good friend of Ringo’s dad
Uncle Lou’s a foreman on the docks
Get the ale in!
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
With Yates’s wine we’ll drink a toast to Liverpool
The sated land, no finer men you’ll know
The dockers all lay down their tools respectfully
All out!
They’ll do anything to get a blow
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
Once again!
Back in my home town
St George’s Hall is white, it is no longer brown
Me mam doesn’t look too well today
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay
'Cause the old fellow’s spent me dollis pay