Okay ladies and gentlemen, back to live action
I would advise you to keep your kids, your
Loved ones and your pets off of the court
That goes for you, shorty with the snot nose and the killer pitbull
Back to live action
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Okay, Black Rob inbounds the ball
He gives the ball back down low to his man Lu Ao Bang
Lu Ao Bang being guarded by Lavender, fresh out of Fashion Institute
Black Rob is trying to get free
Discotheque has one foul to give, one foul to give
He gives the ball down low to Yo Mutha
Being guarded by Honey Mustard
Passionate Other says, "Uh-uh, I love chocolate, I'll go backdoor"
Yo Mutha says, "Uh-uh, I'll go the other way"
Hits him with the crossover
Black Rob is still trying to get free from Shorty's fanbase
She sees Black Rob, hits him with the rock
Black Rob dribbles, two, three seconds goes off the clock
It's six seconds left, ladies and gentlemen
Black Rob still has the rock
He's shaking, how can he pull it off?
Five, four, Black Rob shoots the rock
This could be it, ladies and gentlemen
This could be it!
Oh my God! How did he fuckin' do it?
How did he do it?
Black Rob's a fuckin' magician with the rock!
Bad Boy has took it again, three years in a row
It's official tissue
Hard Pierre, Black Rob, P. Diddy, D-
Dot tryin' to get out the auditorium!
It was three-to-one odds, ladies and gentlemen
Three-to-one!
They came back from a fifteen-to-five deficit
It's over, they got the chip
Y'all ain't gotta go home, but you gotta leave here
Aw shit, not again, bitch!