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[00:03.70]Ok honey, now the name of the restaurant
[00:05.34]And my cellphone number are on the refrigerator (Uh-huh)
[00:08.01]Don't be afraid to call for me if you need anything
[00:10.42]Now have Josh in bed by 9 (Aha) 9:30 at latest (Sure)
[00:13.99]Now the soda and the chips are in the kitchen (Great)
[00:17.11]Atari, DVD-Player
[00:18.45]And I think there are some board games in the closet (Uh-huh)
[00:21.45]Oh, but one thing, just be good (Okay)
[00:23.96]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[00:27.15]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[00:29.38]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[00:32.73]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[00:35.12]Babysitting sucks, but whatever, they got junk food, kung fu
[00:37.73]Egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too, and a hot Jew
[00:40.18]Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
[00:43.13]If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for time-out
[00:46.00]Aight, Josh, what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
[00:48.93]HBO got Platoon (No), hey, get back in the room
[00:51.84]I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
[00:54.28]I'ma sit on the couch and masturbate
[00:55.88]Then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
[00:57.45]Spit out my Bubblicious and get to one of them
[00:59.40]Big fridges that could fit ten midgets
[01:00.93]Damn, they rich, hey, she left me fifty dishes, bitch
[01:03.37]Let's try on ya mom's minks, think she'll miss these Chanel links?
[01:06.07]In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks, go play under the sink
[01:08.56](I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
[01:10.63]But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell
[01:12.35]And God told me you're goin' straight to Hell
[01:13.95]Well, if you don't like it, I can leave and then you'll be alone
[01:16.31]Believe me, that's what the creepy monsters want
[01:17.97]Plus I'll be taking your TV (No)
[01:19.87]Put on your 'jamas and don't wet the bed, I got a camera
[01:21.91]I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah
[01:24.98]Oh, and one more thing
[01:26.35]There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
[01:29.51]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[01:33.04]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[01:35.41]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[01:38.67]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[01:41.19]Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
[01:44.09]I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin
[01:45.99]While you sleep
[01:47.02]Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
[01:49.43]Hey what are these pills?
[01:50.29]I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagamet
[01:52.86]Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
[01:55.25]Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
[01:58.01]All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6
[02:00.99]But my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
[02:03.13]Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
[02:05.88]Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky
[02:07.25]Cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber
[02:09.13]Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
[02:11.31]Scared?
[02:12.12]You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware (Ew)
[02:14.90]No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
[02:17.57]Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger
[02:19.35]Might let you see your mom in the mornin
[02:20.44]No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
[02:22.31]One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
[02:25.56]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[02:28.30]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[02:30.78]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[02:34.07]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[02:36.28]Oh, dag, they just came back
[02:38.05]Jeez, Mr. W, your wife looks bad
[02:39.98]Oh, it must have been the drinks she had
[02:41.82]We drank some mai tais, watched jai alai
[02:43.95]Ripped off her thigh highs
[02:45.36]Um, too much information, I need a ride
[02:47.52]Oh, let's take the the Benz
[02:48.86]That's the coolest car I ever seen
[02:50.45]How old are you again? I forget, nineteen?
[02:53.13]Uh-huh yeah, psych, in like four more years
[02:55.38]Oh, one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers?
[02:58.24](Wooh) Have you been working out?
[03:00.20]No doubt, here's your house
[03:01.52]You wanna come in? We just got this awesome new couch
[03:03.95]Ouch, stop it girl
[03:05.59]Can't I get a little peek?
[03:06.96]Nah, girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week
[03:09.33]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[03:12.63]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[03:15.08]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[03:18.26]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[03:20.45]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[03:23.68]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
[03:26.03]I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower
[03:29.31]Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour
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