Bad - Little Shop Of Horrors

I used to hear the people talk about
That old King Kong
They used to say he was the meanest,
But them folks was wrong
He climbed the Empire State Building -
Ain't that big
Shoot, I could climb in half the time,
But climbing ain't my gig
I'm just bad (Bad)
I'm real bad (Bad)
I'm bad

You know Godzilla was a monster,
He was mighty mean
But even I had to respect him
'Cause the boy was green
But when he said to me,
"Hey, Audrey, you ain't all that tough",
I had to show that leapin' lizard
I was tough enough
He said, "Gad!" (Gad)
"Don't get mad, (Mad)
Boy you're bad"

That's right, I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
So I ain't worried 'bout
Your biggest guns
I'm just too bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
I'm ten feet tall
And weigh at least two tons
I'm extra bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
Go on and bitch and whine and wail and curse
Too bad I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
And if you mess with me, I'll just get worse

One day I met the Bride of Frankenstein,
So much for her,
Just one encounter and she called me
Mister Audrey, Sir
So it's a cinch no puny body of a bontonist
Is gonna be a half a match for me
When I get pissed
That ain't dad (echo)
You been had (Had)
Oh, I'm bad

So come and get me, kid,
I dare you, try and make your kill
I'll make you sorry you was messin'
With my chlorophyl
I hope you gettin' close to ready now
To end this fuss
These foolish efforts to undo me
Is so tedious
See all your methods are so corny
And so childish and so undergrad

They just an exercise in stupid

Why not face it, Seymour?
I am bad.