Baddest Man Alive - The Black Keys

I could take the pitchfork from the devil
Keep a super suit like I'm incredible
From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky
I'm the baddest man alive
I'd grab a crocodile by his tail
Handcuff the judge, and put the cops in jail
Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive

I'm bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good
Say my name three times, and you knock on wood,
Candy man  hoops, I tell rise your hood
Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
Take a gasoline bath and I walk through fire
Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty
Take the soldier hat from its head and use it for a Frisbee
Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes
I drank honey straight from the beehive
Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die
When the grim reaper come I look him right in his eye
I plus up in the face of the witch of the East
Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth
I'm the man who stole the golden fleece
I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive