Ballad Of The Caveman - Oingo Boingo

I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago 
When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro 
His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all 
He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?) 
Who loved to fight and brawl 

He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find 
Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair 
A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can say 
Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I tell you more 
The caveman fell in love, love, love 
And so he wielded his club 

Oooh oooh what could he do? 
You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck, 
He's just a simple caveman who wanted to--- 
Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate 
about the methods he used to communicate 
And she said-- 

(Female spoken) 
I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse, 
but a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress 
So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk 
Until you learn some manners buddy, 
Take a walk!