Basketball Jones - Barry White And Chris Rock

Basketball Jones, I gotta basketball jones, I gotta basketball jones oh baby oo-oo-ooh.
-Jones
-Hey its barry white
-obsession, a burning desire
-barry I was a victim
-the undeniable passion, for someone or something
-did you know I was a victim ?
-Yes he was a victim of a basketball jones
-infact I was the baddest dribbler in the whole world
-then one day his momma brought hmm a basketball
-and I loved that basketball, and I took that basketball everwhere I went. You know that basketball was more than a basketball to me. Come on you cheerleaders.

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Basketball jones
I gotta basketball jones
I gotta basketball jones
oh baby oo-oo-ooo

-his basketball was like a member of his own family
-in fact better looking than my brother Tony, didn't owe me money and didn't piss in the bed, and after the game I always took a shower with my basketball every now and then the basketball would pinch my butt but I didn't mind because me and my basketball had good clean fun. See I am a victim of a basketball jones, I take my basketball everywhere, I even put my basketball under the pillow
-maybe thats why he can't sleep at night

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hey its a basketball jones a basketball jones.

-Micheal Jordon!, Micheal Jordon its the man we all came out to see. Micheal Jordon why don't you sing ? 
-Sing ? I don't sing
-Oh ok I support you. I go to all your games. And you can't sing a little song for a brother. I hope you go bald, oh you already bald. 
Basketball Jones (come on)
I gotta basketball Jones
I gotta basketball Jones
Oh baby o-oo- ooo

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-Baby baby baby. Its a craving. An uncontrolable yearning, the overwelming emotion for someone or something.

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