Battle Of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care
I know it's cool to be so bored
Sucks me in when you're aloof
It sucks me in, it sucks it works
I guess it's cool to be alone
Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Everyday you wake up late
Sometimes I wish I was that way
And you think Rockford Files is cool
But there are some things that you would change if it were up to you
So think about your masterpiece
Watch the Rockford Files
Call to see if Paul can score some weed
Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Unearned unhappiness
That's alright I guess
I've got this great idea
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint
Fine pewter portraits of general apathy
And major boredom singing...
Whatever and ever amen
Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again
This should cheer you up for sure
See I've got your old ID
You're all dressed up like the Cure
You never rest
Fighting the battle of who could care less
Unearned unhappiness
You're my hero I confess...