Be Our Guest - Beauty And The Beast

Ma 'chere Mademoiselle, 
It is with deepest pride, and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. 
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner! 
Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Put our service to the test 
Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie, 
And we'll provide the rest 
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve 
Try the grey stuff 
It's delicious! 
Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes! 
They can sing they, can dance  
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best  
Go on, unfold your menu 
Take a glance and then you'll 
Be our guest, Oui, our guest, Be our guest! 

LUMIERE AND CHORUS
Beef ragout 
Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding "en flambe" 

LUMIERE
We'll prepare and serve with flair! 
A culinary cabaret 
You're alone 
And you're scared 
But the banquet's all prepared 
No one's gloomy or complaining 
While the flatware's entertaining.
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks  

CHORUS
And it's all in perfect taste 
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass 
You've won your own free pass to
Be our guest 

LUMIERE
If you're stressed 
It's fine dining we suggest 

CHORUS
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

LUMIERE
Life it so unnerving 
For a servant who's not serving. 
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon 
Ahh those good old days when we were useful 
Suddenly, those good old days are gone.
Ten years we've been rusting 
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skill
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat, and lazy 
You walked in and oopsie daisy 

MRSPOTTS. 

It's a guest It's! a guest
Sakes alive well, I'll be blessed 
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed 
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me .
While the cups do their soft-shoeing 
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? 
Clean it up! 
We want the company impressed 

CHORUS
We've got a lot to do! 

MRS POTTS. 
Is it one lump or two? 
For you, our guest! 

CHORUS

Be our guest 

MRS POTTS. 

Be our guest! 

CHORUS

Be our guest 
Be our guest 
Be our guest 

CHORUS

Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Our command is your request 
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed! 
With your meal, 
With your ease, 
Yes indeed, we aim to please.
While the candlelight's still glowing 
Let us help you, 
We'll keep going 
Course by course, 
One by one.
'Til you shout "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest 
Tonight you'll prop your feet up, 
But for now, let's eat up 
Be our guest! 
Be our guest! 
Be our guest! 
Please, be our guest!