Beauty School Drop Out - Frankie Avalon

Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well 
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block 
Your future's so unclear now, 
what's left of your career now 
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile 
Beauty school drop-out, no graduation day for you 
Beauty school drop-out, missed your midterms 
and flunked shampoo 
Well at least you could have 
taken time to wash and clean your clothes up 
After spending all that dough to have the doctor
fix your nose up Baby get moving (better get moving), 
why keep your feeble hopes alive 
What are you proving (what are you proving)? 
You've got the dream, but not the drive 
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool 
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to highschool 
Beauty school drop-out, hangin' around the corner store 
Beauty school drop-out, it's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything, 
you think you're such a looker 
But no customer would go to you, 
unless she was a hooker
Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it), 
you're not cut out to hold the job
Better forget it (forget it), who wants their hair done by a slob 
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, 
and still the world is cruel 
Wipe off that angel face and go back to highschool 
Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame 
Baby you know it, even Dear Abby's say the same 
Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly 
Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky 
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool 
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool 
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool