Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite - The Beatles

For the benefit of Mr. Kite 
there will be a show tonight on trampoline 
The Hendersons will all be there 
late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene 
Over men and horses hoops and garters 
and lastly through a hogshead of real fire 
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world 

The celebrated Mr. K 
performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate 
The Hendersons will dance and sing 
as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late 
Messers K. and H. assure the public 
their production will be second to none 
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz 

The band begins at ten to six 
when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound 
And Mr. H will demonstrate 
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground 
Having been some days in preparation 
a splendid time is guaranteed for all 
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill