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[00:07.29]Come on!
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[00:14.46]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
[00:17.43]'Bout everything he's seen and done
[00:20.83]The voice of 50 years experience
[00:23.95]He's drunk, watching the television
[00:26.30]You know, he's been around the world
[00:29.11]Last night he flew to Baghdad in his magical armchair
[00:33.04]With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back
[00:37.90]Now the spit's flying everywhere
[00:39.94]Hey, hey, hey, hey
[00:41.62]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
[00:43.87]Oh, you're back so late
[00:44.91]Where did you go that you were gone so long?
[00:47.53]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter?
[00:52.72]Yeah
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[00:59.83]Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots
[01:02.71]He drove his chair in the cavalcade
[01:06.44]He's flown from South Africa to countries where
[01:09.48]They beat themselves on the backs with chains
[01:12.10]Was a fleet of battleships and one reclining chair
[01:16.39]Headed north on the Arabian sea
[01:18.98]Now he's back to tell us what he and his oldest boy Blair
[01:23.75]They're getting rich with their mail order scheme
[01:26.54]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
[01:29.49]We're so glad you're home
[01:30.54]Where did you go that you were gone so long?
[01:32.71]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter?
[01:39.29]Your Uncle Walter told me everything he'd do if he was president
[01:44.85]No, what a perfect world this world would be if he was president now
[01:53.42]But he's not!
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[02:06.72]And he sees the children smoking pot
[02:09.64]He knows that, in a moment, they'll be shooting up heroin
[02:13.88]Teardrops in his armchair
[02:16.64]A 50 minute lecture, tobacco juice rolling down his chin
[02:20.48]Hey, hey, hey, hey
[02:22.15]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
[02:24.34]You're back so late
[02:25.59]Where did you go that you were gone so long?
[02:27.69]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter?
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[03:01.95]Come on!
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