Big Weenie - Eminem

[Intro]
(Talking)
I don't understand..
Why are you bein so mean!?
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it 
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be 
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a half minutes 
We are going to explore into your mind 
To find out why you're so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo 
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention 
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this, 
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room? 
It gets all quiet and whispers 
Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me 
Is it just because... 

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it 
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be 
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 

[Verse 2] 
Alrigh