Bill So Horny - 2 Live Crew

[ ] = sampled words 

[What'll we get for ten dollars?] 
[Every t'ing you want.] 
[Everything?] 
[Every t'ing] 

BILL: Monica? 
MONICA: Yes, Bill? 
B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House? 
M: I'd do anything, Bill. 
B: Really? 
M: Mm-hm. 
B: Well, do you swallow? 
M: I sure do, Bill. 
B: You do? 
M: Mm-hm. 
B: Well, what would you do with this cigar? 
M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy. 

[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!] 
[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!] 
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns) 
[Ahh! Me so horny!] 
[Me love you long time!] 

Verse 1: Brother Marquis 
Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard 
Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss 
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches 
Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?" 
She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door, 
Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore 
"I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning! 
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's." 

Chorus 
BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's go into the 
Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ... Come 

on now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ... 

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice 
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much 
It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut 
Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad 
Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad 
'Cause you know she'll be dis