We interrupt this program to bring you a special report
We are looking for a man named Billy
who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;
use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crack
to an undercover token clerk
What is this world coming to? Well I'll tell you
Yeahhh his name is Billy
Now let me tell you about this guy right here
Bust it
A brainiac con artist to the 'T'
Able to geese you and me
Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp..
.. but he's a wimp!
Mastermind of the computer world, he lives
with his wife and a cute little girl
Now this is the story of a family
And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy
"Yeah you know that guy named Billy
he was always conning somebody
he was always getting away with murder word"
His name was Billy!
"He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E money
I ain't tryin to have that
but let me tell you about this"
Ohhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?
Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a way
to make that money real quick - well I got an idea
"So what's the idea?" Computer chip!
Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards
We'll split it even, but here's the odds
Twenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?
He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun
Now Billy, a smooth operator
Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator
Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth
Then heads out the building with
his little pocket knife in his hand
Show em you're a man Billy.. understand?
A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him
Delivery boys think highly of him