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[00:04.27]Bishop danced with a thumbscrew woman
[00:07.14]Did a double-quick back flip and slid across the floor
[00:11.15]The Catholic traffic flowed freely across the river
[00:14.85]And fiddlestick fiddled quick out the front door
[00:21.12]Oh, baby dumpling, mama's in the back tree
[00:25.17]If the bow breaks mama might fall
[00:28.89]Little sad and only, baby don't be lonely
[00:34.60]Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall
[00:38.14]Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall
[00:45.71]And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make 'em fat, early in the morning
[00:51.88]Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
[00:55.56]Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace"
[00:59.07]There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
[01:02.67]There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born
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[01:12.54]Well, maverick daddy got one-eyed bride
[01:16.20]She glides like a monkey-mule kicking on the back slide
[01:20.43]Over hill, over hill, daddy don't you spill now
[01:23.81]Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill
[01:27.63]Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill
[01:36.04]And Billy, he's crying "Tomahawk, tomahawk, daddy better duck now"
[01:41.14]The Mohawks, the Mohawks, they're still out there in the woods
[01:45.04]Monatuk, Ocanuk, runnin' through my dreams now
[01:48.42]With fire on their fingertips and Indian screams
[01:52.17]With fire on their fingertips and feathers made of moonbeams
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[02:47.08]Well, early in the morning the cannoneer cried
[02:51.06]"I've seen the sailor's warning in the western sky"
[02:54.50]Well, mountain man, if you can, cut me down a fir tree
[02:58.47]Branches full of candlesticks for baby and me
[03:04.86]And my darling cried, she said "Honey, the weathervane
[03:09.88]Lately it's been pointing the way to heaven
[03:15.14]Scatterbrains, scatterbrains, watch out where you fall
[03:21.72]Champagne, champagne, a round for all the old choir boys
[03:29.72]They're bustin' off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
[03:33.78]They're bustin' off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
[03:41.97]And like kids are crying "Flapjacks, make 'em fat, early in the morning
[03:47.45]Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
[03:50.97]Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace"
[03:54.66]There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
[03:58.35]There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born
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