Bitties In The Bk Lounge - De La Soul

Part One: 
Yo man let me make some Cpt. Krunch 
man alright 
Yo man we have any milk? 
Yeah  what time is it? 
I don't know  what day is it? 
Don't know  well I'll tell you. 
Well it was a Wednesday 
me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry 
like two eggs  and a slop beef slice of lettuce 
and a glass of milk and some cookies. 
Spotted in the mist was a BK logo 
what we said   well what do you know 
this chick thought I was trying to play fly 
cause I had a pair of blue jeans on. 
Young girl, won't you take my order? 
she said, "Yeah, but right now I'm kinda busy... 
can't you see I'm trying to put this band aid on my finger?" 
Lingering, I could tell 
she's a B-K mademoiselle 
Ripped uniform and bottom bell 
and some Jelly stuff on her sleeve 
Look to this cause I had no name tag on my collar 
could be pissed cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour 
And then Boss Hog hollar 
"Girl you better make this quick!" 
She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!" 
I had an idea and lickity split 
took my hat off and that was it 
Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said 
"Yeah now we'll see!" 
And o' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized 
"Ain't you that guy?" 
"Aint you that GIRL!" 
"De La Soul, right?" 
"No Tracy Chapman!" 
"Why don't you come over to the counter; and write me out an 
autograph?" 
Ha ha ha, I had to laugh 
She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph 
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed 
"What's the name of that song you sing?" 
"Living in a fast car,