Blue Dress - Jamie Randolph

Can you wear the blue dress 
Tonight, please? 
Can you wear the perfume I like 
Tonight, please? 
And will you laugh at all my jokes 
Tonight, please? 
And when the restaurant catches fire 
Ill carry you through the smoke 

All this to say 
My audience is waiting 
All this to say 
Youre not real and were not dating 

Can we stroll hand in hand 
Down the avenue? 
Ill make the moon give off 
The light that looks good on you 
And if it rains please dont get scared 
Ill wrap us up in my coat 
And well be safe in there 

Youre not real, youre not supposed to be 
Now Im supposedly ridding myself 
Of all of this helpless romantic bullshit