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[00:06.41]We are off to the Moon and it's
[00:07.99]full of Lunitics with a new bag of tricks.
[00:11.25]This place needs luminous lick of paint (SPLAT)
[00:12.72]while I'm doin' this shit.
[00:14.12]Comin' through on a humorus tip
[00:15.24]then I switch from a clown to the brutalist prick.
[00:17.58]Getting through many clips
[00:18.44]so my trigger-fingers superhumanly ripped.
[00:21.08]Is there room in the Inn for a Law Bringer?
[00:22.44]Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork
[00:24.34]and nick your dinner?
[00:26.09]Give some applause, I'm a pure winner.
[00:26.99]I'm a mixture of helpful and selfish,
[00:29.05]Marshal and Elvis,
[00:29.84]shark and a shellfish.
[00:31.41]Armed amour, and well fit
[00:32.43]can't help it
[00:33.46]I'm departing to Elpis.
[00:40.95]Imma find a pile of scrap
[00:42.05]to mash up in a grinder.
[00:43.60]Camp on a cliff and snipe ya'.
[00:44.66]I'm a larger brain matter collider.
[00:46.00]Smashing up atoms
[00:47.09]and splattering minds up.
[00:48.56]No wonder that I have to remind you that
[00:49.88]... hang one a second, whats that just behind you?
[00:51.27]AHHH!
[00:52.22]Got you in the botty with a shotty.
[00:53.22]Now your as a Nosh from a Rotty.
[00:55.07]Not rocky,
[00:55.66]but I'll knock you out with my knockers.
[00:57.84]Gnocchi.
[00:58.46]Out with your knockers,
[00:59.41]Moxxi,
[00:59.96]she's so hot I'm hot by Proxy.
[01:01.58]And Athena, have you seen her?
[01:03.86]That Gladiator doesn't need an arena!
[01:05.45]Tell them Tiny Tina, just what she does,
[01:07.03]to my wieners dimenour.
[01:08.94]Could I even be keener,
[01:09.70]if she switched my Decaf Creamer,
[01:11.18]for a Cleavland Steamer.
[01:12.34]I'm an Eagar Beaver
[01:13.49]too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetner.
[01:15.43]I launch VaultHunter.exe
[01:17.08]so Doom you can keep your BFG, sir.
[01:19.21]Don't need that,
[01:20.26]to leave your face looking like a piece of pizza.
[01:22.55]When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
[01:25.56]thats a BALLACHE.(A BALLACHE!)X2
[01:35.62]To the Moon and BACK!
[01:38.35]To the moon and BACK, BACK, BACK! X4
[01:50.03]He's a bastard, Handsome Jack.
[01:51.62]Keep the cash, have your ransome back.
[01:53.24]Him and dastardly plans get togther,
[01:55.30]like France and Jacques Chirac!
[01:56.70]'Cause this is what happens when twats attack,
[01:58.41]and if you answer back, then I'll clamp our trap.
[02:00.12]Fancy That! I'm a Dandy Dan, a Fancy Man in a fancy hat!
[02:03.83]CLAPTRAP,
[02:04.79]hits hard and as hard as a clap track.
[02:06.58]on a n limit record clap track.
[02:08.07]If it moves, I'll frag that, bring it down likr the Nasdaq.
[02:10.85]With my arsenal, I'm tearaparting all,
[02:11.90]Grammar Nazies that start a war.
[02:14.33]I don't want to boast, but I'm rather awe inspiring,
[02:16.24]when I'm flingin' bars galore.
[02:17.96]Hit with a Critical? Typical.
[02:19.59]I told you shit'd get physical!
[02:21.28]Clips galore, but I piss them all away, in your face.
[02:24.00]Shoot anything from a Brute, to a cute bunny.
[02:26.49]Loot like a Gold Digger with a new hubby.
[02:28.06]Now I can't fit into my suit, 'cuz I'm too tubby.
[02:29.94]That pile of sands glitched, is the Dune Buggy?
[02:31.39]To the Moon and BACK!
[02:33.09]To the Moon and BACK, BACK, BACK! X4
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