Boudicca - Horrible Histories

[Intro]
Gonna cause a stink
Won't be the first to blink
I'm not who you think
Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca  

[Verse 1]
My husband Presotagus  died
He was a Celtic king
I was his queen, so due to me
Was half of everything

[Verse 2]
Roman law gave half to me
So half was what they got
Till their nasty soldiers came
And took the blessed lot

[Verse 3]
Hey mister
I say you got the wrong end of the stick
His answer turned this sister
Into one angry chick! 

[Chorus]
No man, Roman'll
Push around this woman
You won't get far, with Boudicca 
Foeman, yeoman, 
Smash the Roman foeman
All say yah! Yah! Boudicca 

[Verse 4]
I built a massive army
Headed straight for the city
Beat 'em all with ease
And like me, it wasn't pretty

[Verse 5]
Chopped 'em and hacked but
What made their red blood curl
Bad enough being beaten
But beaten by a girl?

[Verse 6]
Wacked 'em, smacked 'em
Boy how we attacked 'em
Near and far, ha ha ha! 
Flayed 'em, slayed 'em
Up and down parade 'em
Boudicca Toughest by far! 

[Hook]
Colchester , London , St. Albans 
Everybody talk about dead Romans! 

[Verse 7]
We marched on up the Roman road
That's known as Watling Street 
They trapped us in the forest
Then thrashed us to our defeat

[Verse 8]
By now you'd guessed I'm not the kind
Of girl to sit and cry
Be sold a slave to Romans?
You know I'd rather die! 

[Verse 9]
They tried to take me prisoner
So I led the Roman boys on
Instead of giving in to them
I swallowed special poison ! 

[Chorus]
Martyr , smarter
Capturer, non-starter
This was our last hurrah! 
Slaughtered, dismembered
Our tribe always remember
Boudicca! Superstar! 
Boudicca! Superstar!