Brain In A Jar - James Bonamy

(Bob McDill/Roger Murrah)

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 
I don't ever use it anyway 
Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 
Is all I want to do these days 
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 
And study me around the world 
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
Ever since I learned about girls 

It was a stormy night in Georgia when I was born 
Daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form 
Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen 
But their hopes all ended the day I turned fourteen 

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 
I don't ever use it anyway 
Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 
Is all I want to do these days 
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 
And study me around the world 
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
Ever since I learned about girls 

Momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down 
She said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around 
Well they looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw 
Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all 

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 
I don't ever use it anyway 
Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 
Is all I want to do these days 
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 
And study me around the world 
I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
Ever since I learned about girls 

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 
Ever since I learned about girls