Breathe Deep - Lambchop

The clerk smiled as she saw the same nut pick up a personal size grocery basket and head down aisle two 
She smiled because periodically this guy would return with a basket full of glade lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer 
It's a deodorizer that works on the same principle as a bug bomb 
Simply push down on the button and it fills the room with a scented fog 
The man would buy only about five or six cans at a time 
He'd been coming in for about five weeks now 
Sometimes he would come in twice a week 
He seemed like a normal guy 
He was kind of balding in his mid thirties wearing a black leather jacket 
And he was always so damn dusty something soft about his features 
It looked like it was makeup but it was just dust 
He paid with a twenty and said thank you and left 

When the man returned home he took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack 
He placed one on the rug, one on the end table, one on the window sill, one under the tv, and one on the air conditioner 
This might seem unusual except for the fact that his entire apartment was just filled with them 
Every room on every surface 
He figured he had about sixty of them in all--each one's nozzle poised at the ready 
He sighed and opened a beer 
He started to push down the lock and hold buttons on the canisters 
Slowly filling the room, working his way from the dining room into the den 
Each room filling with a multiscented fog 
Desert bloom, evergreen, misty rose, fresh lemon, regular and unscented, pot porrouri, wild oak, petulia, ocean mist, 
Musk, hazel wood, irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest, country kitchen, natural prevention?, orange blossom, indian summer, and holiday candle 
Calmly he sat on the couch, spilt his beer, and closed his eyes