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[02:10.34]Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
[02:12.34]Who was very rarely stable
[02:14.42]Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
[02:16.46]Who could think you under the table
[02:18.38]David Hume could out-consume
[02:20.36]Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
[02:22.09]And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
[02:23.98]Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
[02:26.15]There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
[02:28.58]'Bout the raising of the wrist
[02:31.34]Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
[02:36.72]John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
[02:38.82]On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
[02:41.08]Plato, they say, could stick it away
[02:43.07]Half a crate of whiskey every day
[02:44.74]Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
[02:44.96]Hobbes was fond of his dram
[02:48.45]And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
[02:50.44]"I drink, therefore I am."
[02:52.60]Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
[02:57.86]A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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