Bulldagger Stole My Bitch - 2 Live Crew

*Brother Marquis does all the verses 

{Shari Lewis} 
Come ... give us a little kiss ... let me make it better. 
{Dolemite} 
These rotten ass bitches is gonna fuckin' wanna know! 

Verse 1 
I met this bitch at a hip-hop disco 
A club full of divas in San Francisco 
I asked her name, the bitch said Shirley 
I asked her for some pussy, she said "I like girlies." 
"What that mean, hoe, that I can't have it?" 
She said, "Nigga, recognize I'm a female faggot!" 
You triflin'-ass bitches know that shit ain't right 
Stinkin'-ass dyke, put some dick in your life 
'Cause we know where the nose goes in the nymphos 
Playin' with dildos and finger-fuckin' booty holes 
Belly to belly, skin to skin 
Fuckin' like hell, but ain't no dick goin' in 
If they like pussy that much, then let me fuck it 
Stick it in, take it out, and let 'em suck it 
But they game is strong and they tongue is long 
A bulldagger beat and got yo' bitch and gone! 

Chorus: Brother Marquis and Mr. Mixx 
A bulldagger done stole my bitch 
She'd rather suck pussy, she don't want no dick! 
[A bulldagger done stole MY bitch! 
Bitch told me she don't want no dick!] 
A bulldagger done stole my bitch 
She'd rather eat pussy than suck a nigga' dick! 
[A bulldagger done stole MY bitch! 
Fuck y'all hoes, y'all hoes ain't shit!] 

Verse 2 
Bulldaggers come in all shapes, sizes and colors 
A bitch that eat pussy makes a good dick-sucker 
Never kiss a bulldagger hoe in the mouth 
It smells like shit from all the ass she got 
Freaky hoes got them tendencies 
Why go that way, bitch, when you can get