Callin' In Sick - Weird Al Yankovic

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time 
Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm 
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze 
Swear I've got some strange disease 
What's that little twerp gonna say? 
Hey 
I'm callin' in sick today 
Callin' in sick today 

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp 
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes to Camp" 
I could sit and count my hair 
I could burp my Tupperware 
I'm not busy now anyway 
Hey 

I'm callin' in sick today 
Callin' in sick today 
Ain't goin' to work, no way 
Callin' in sick today 

I can do anything I want to 
I am invincible now 
I'm on fire, baby 
I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world? 
I'm alive! 

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun 
And trying not to squint 
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from 
My belly button lint 
When I'm sick of takin' abuse 
I just make up some lame excuse 
Freedom's just seven digits away 
Hey 

I'm callin' in sick today 
Callin' in sick today 
Ain't goin' to work, no way 
Callin' in sick today