Camirillo Brillo - Frank Zappa

She had that Camarillo brillo 
Flamin' out along her head, 
I mean her Mendocino bean-o 
By where some bugs had made it red 
She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest 
And every newt in Idaho 
And every cricket who had chorused 
By the bush in Buffalo 

She said she was A Magic Mama 
And she could throw a mean Tarot 
And carried on without a comma 
That she was someone I should know 

She had a snake for a pet 
And an amulet 
And she was breeding a dwarf 
But she wasn't done yet 
She had gray-green skin 
A doll with a pin 
I told her she was alright 
But I couldn't come in 

(I couldn't come in right then...) 

And so she wandered through the door-way 
Just like a shadow from the tomb 
She said her stereo was four-way 
An' I'd just love it in her room 
Well, I was born to have adventure 
So I just followed up the steps 
Right past her fuming incense stencher 
To where she hung her castanets 
She stripped away Her ranchid poncho 
And laid out naked by the door 
We did it till we were un-concho 
And it was useless any more 

She had a snake for a pet 
And an amulet 
And she was breeding a dwarf 
But she wasn't done yet 
She had gray-green skin 
A doll with a pin 
I told her she was awright 
But I couldn't come in 

(actually, I was very busy then) 

And so she wandered through the door-way 
Just like a shadow from the tomb 
She said her stereo was four-way 
And I'd just love it in her room 
Well, I was born to have adventure 
So I just followed up the steps 
Right past her fuming incense stencher 
To where she hung her castanets 
She said she was A Magic Mama 
And she could throw a mean Tarot 
And carried on without a comma 
That she was someone I should know 

(Is that a real poncho...I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmmm...no foolin' ...)