Canada Song - Five Iron Frenzy

Welcome to Canada it's maple leaf state
Canada O Canada It's great
The people are nice and they speak French too
If you don't like it man you sniff glue
The great white north their kilts are plaid
hosers take off it's not half bad
I want to be where yaks can run free
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me 

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada O Canada
El se vous ple

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs
lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs
we all thinks that it's kind of a drag 
that you have to go there to get milk in a bag
they say "eh" instead of "what" or "duh"
that's the mighty power of Canada
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea
where the marmasets can attack me 

Chorus

Please Please explain to me
how this all has come to be 
we forgot to metion something here
did we say that William Shatner is a Native citizen
and Slurpees made venesin that's deer

Chorus (2x)