Cannibal - Ben Mike Eleven

I was in love with a cannibal
She ate my arm like an animal
She once ate an executive
She ate three of them consecutive

I was in love with a Manatee
or a Dugong if youre an Aussie
I had to move under the sea
From my home on the Serengetti

I once fell in love with a little pig
You know, the one with the house of twigs
Came home from work and saw the little Poof
Being ass-fucked by the Big Bad Wolf

It took all this time for me to discover
That all of my love belongs to a plover
She swooped to my heart, brought me down to my knees
And in her nest I shall live, and Im never to leave