Cannibalism - The Lads

V1
If you are looking at your boyfriend
thinking he's so yummy
If you are looking at your girlfriend
thinking she's good enough to eat
Well think on this don't think too long
Well think on this...

CH1
Cannibalism's wrong
Cannibalism's wrong
you have to be strong

V2
If you are starving on an air-plane
'cos you're in economy
And if you have crashed down in the ocean
and you're allergic to sea food
By eating me you could stay strong
And I could learn to hop along
Apart from this

CH2
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight it don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted, you have to be strong

BR
We all know someone, who has had a bite
Taken out of them by, somebody else's spite
It happens every day, but does that make it right
They want their lives to be prolonged
And not be carved up by your tongue
So listen up...

CH3
Cannibalism's wrong
You must fight, it don't deny
Cannibalism's wrong
Come on people, can't you see
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't be tempted, to eat them
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't deny it you must fight
Cannibalism's wrong
Don't eat your best friend's thigh you know why
Cannibalism's wrong
Even if they deserve it, you can't eat them 'cos it's wrong

OUTRO QUATRO
If you do don't eat the skin, it's fattening