Captain - Cigar

I've waited Long
Now it's my turn
to make these people 
Respect and learn
To pay attention to 
My every word
I'll tend the flock  
You'll be part of the herd.

I've spent my time
I've paid my dues
Maybe someday you'll 
Be in my shoes
But until that day comes 'round
I'll be the pitcher 
On the pitcher's mound

Calling the shots
Throwing the curves
It's my pleasure 
To get on your nerves
I love to be Captain 
Of my own team

I've got no shame
I've just got pride
And that's the way 
You'll treat me dignified
Cause it's balance 
That's in my command
Maybe someday 
You will understand

I will not move
I will not budge
There is no jury 
Only me as the judge
But it's not my job to care
The verdict's in 
And it's, "Life isn't fair."

Calling the shots
Throwing the curves
It's my pleasure 
To get on your nerves
I love to be captain 
Of my own team