Car Thief - Beastie Boys

Some static started in the pool hall 
In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball 
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me 
So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee 
Me and my crew out breaking windows 
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those 
Possession is half the law 
I had my routines before all y'all 
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams 
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines 
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie 
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie 
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass 
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass 
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat 
*See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that* 
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it 
I don't buy cheeba I grow it 
*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me 
But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy 
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer 
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser 
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush 
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush 
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror 
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her 
You can't deny me you always want to try me 
You're just gonna get your ass kicked 
Homeboy throw in the towel 
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell 
The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast 
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast 
Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own 
shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe 
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters 
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters 
Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street 
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