Cat Fight - Dance Hall Crashers

The back alley cat fight 
Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out 
A pink dragon with light blue horns 
That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire 

It worked on them, a toy like that 
I'm back in bed, just like that 
Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling 
He wants to know which cat was winning 

Cat fight 
Everyone loves a cat fight 
For the sick minds 
Don't give 'em what they want 

Well, it's just another night 
And another round of screaming cat fights 
What's the thing they're fighting over now 
And is it worth the ticket price? 

Animals of territory 
Losing every ounce of glory 
While the claws and pulling hair get top attention 
Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention 

Cat fight 
Everyone loves a cat fight 
For the sick minds 
Don't give 'em what they want 

Cat fight 
Everyone loves a cat fight 
For the sick minds 
Don't give'em what they want 

Well, she started eyes at me 
Who does she think she is? 
Don't you know who I am? 
Well, that was a show for you 
It's all you're gonna see 
'Cause we don't believe 

Now there's a conspiracy 
And I think we should test a theory 
Let's stage the biggest cat fight 
Ever seen in history and then 

When they get excited 
Turn around and be united 
So they'll know forever, when we're together 
That they'll never be able to set us against each other 

Cat fight 
Everyone loves a cat fight 
For the sick minds 
Don't give 'em what they want 

Cat fight 
Everyone loves a cat fight 
For the sick minds 
Don't give 'em what they want 
Don't give 'em what they want 
Don't give 'em what they want