Cavity Search - Weird Al Yankovic

Listenin' to the Muzak 
Hearin' people scream 
Sittin' in the waiting room 
Readin' crappy magazines 
With a toothache 
This is it, pal 
Root canal 
My molars are impacted 
I'm gettin' gum disease 
I'm gonna need some fillings 
Got twelve cavities 
Can you help me 
Have mercy 
Doctor, please 

My teeth are a fright 
Got a huge overbite 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me 

You jab at my nerve endings 
It's driving me insane 
Just give me nitrous oxide 
Shoot me up with novocaine 
Help me out here 
'Cause I'm in severe 
Pain 
Please stop for a bit 
Now let me rinse and spit 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me 

You validate my parking 
I think that I'm okay 
But you my one more appointment for 
A week from Saturday 
'Cause you came upon 
A little problem on 
My x-ray 
Oy vey! 

It's getting absurd 
Well, I hope I'm insured, now 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me