Celebrity - Brad Paisley

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent?
Well, no. These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows.
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad,
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On my way to rehab

[Chorus:]
Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool, and
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on tv
I can throw a major fit,
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that go with,
Bein' a celebrity...

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way
I'll get community service,
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up

[Chorus:]
Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality
No matter what you do, people think you're cool, just cause you're on tv
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And say it's just so tough,
Bein' a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west,
To the land of the fun in the sun
We'll be Real World, Bachelor,
Jackass, Millionaires Hey hey Hollywood, here we come!

[Chorus:]
Yea, when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on tv,
Bein' a celebrity.
Yea a celebrity!
(Uh huh)...
(Yea where's my coffee)...