Chinese Restaurant - 3 Minute Hero

it's where we like to dine 
because the food's just fine 
it's the best place in town 
to fill up then get down 
the chinese restaurant is where we have sung 
the worthy praises of mao tse tung 
the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine 
all that you can eat for $3.69 
got a big bowl of beef chow mien 
so hot it fries my brain 
gotta git me some more 
burns my soul to the core 
be an opulent pagoda or a sleazy strip mall 
the chinese restaurant is our great wall 
we;d like to tell you where it is -- our place to eat but it's a 
c-h-i-n-e-s-e-s-e-c-r-e-t 
[insert your own witty ad-lib conversation here] 
we couldn't tell you much about tianenman square 
but we've tried the egg foo yung (at feat few have dared) 
the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine 
all that you can eat for $3.69