Chowder, Anyone? - Guided By Voices

my hands are as sticky 
(& possibly even as CLAMMY) 
as my pits and my face is kind of TIGHT 
like a fucking clammy SPONGE 
and I feel like a clammy TOWEL 
and I'm gonna go to one of those 
good places 'n' get some....GOODNESS 
and if it's clammy I'm gonna 
kick something (really) 
I'm gonna break a lot of shit!