Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at ground zero 
There's music in the air 
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing 
While the air raid sirens blare 
It's Christmas at ground zero 
The button has been pressed 
The radio just let us know that this is not a test 
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping 
It's the end of all humanity 
No more time for last minute shopping 
It's time to meet your final destiny 
It's Christmas at ground zero 
There's panic in the crowd 
We can trim the tree while we dodge debris 
Underneath the mushroom cloud 

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE 

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop 
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill 
But if someone's climbing down your chimney 
You better load your gun and shoot to kill 
It's Christmas at ground zero 
And if the radiation level's OK 
I'll go out with you and see all the new 
Mutations on New Year's Day 
It's Christmas at ground zero 
Just seconds left to go 
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover 
Underneath the mistletoe 
It's Christmas at ground zero 
Now the missiles are on their way 
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked 
On this jolly holiday 
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked 
On this jolly holiday