Christmas Bells - Original Broadway Cast

Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
On TV, at Saks

Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living

Can't you spare a dime or two
Here but for the grace of God go you
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Tho Merry ain't in my vocabulary
No sleigh bells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
Ho hearth
No

'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no
And it's beginning to snow

Hats, bats, shoes, booze
Mountain bikes, potpourri
Leather bags, girlie mags
Forty fives, AZT
No one's buying
Feel like crying

No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no
And it's beginning to snow
How about a fur-
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down

You don't have to do this

Hush your mouth, it's Christmas

I do not deserve you,

Give, Give Wait, What's on the floor?
you do Let's see some more
Is give
Give me some way to show No, no, no
How you've touched me so

Kiss me, It's beginning to snow

She said, 'Would you light my candle'
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight?

Right

She got you out!

She was more than okay
But I pushed her way
It was bad, I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight

Wait, wait, wait, You said she was sweet

Let's go eat I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left, When you're dead meat
There, That's her

Maureen?

Wo!

I should go

Hey, it's beginning to snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Follow, follow
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow, follow
Help me out, daddy
If you can
Got any D man?

I'm cool

Got any see man?

I'm cool

Got any X
Any smack
Any horse
Any jugie boogie boy
Any blow?

Hey

Hey

I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way,

Forget it

I blew up
Can I make it up to you?

How?

Dinner party?

That'll do

Hey lover boy, cutie pie
You steal my client, you die

You didn't miss me, you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers

I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run, gotta ride
Gotta gun, gotta hide, Gotta go

And it's beginning to snow

Wish me luck Alison
The protest is on

LL Bean Got any see man?
Geoffrey Beene Got any D man?
Burburry zip out Got any be man?
Lining Got any Crack?
Got any X?

Honest living,

This is

Hi

She'll be dining, (With us)

Here's a new arrival

That is an ounce

Hates, dats, bats

That's my coat!

We give discounts

I think we've met

Let's get a better one

It's a sham

That's what he said

I said it's a gram!

But she's a thief!

But she brought us together

Which investor is coming??

I'll take the leather

Your father?, Damn!

Christmas bells are swinging
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
In my dreams, next year
Once you donate you can go
Celebrate in Tuckahoe
You'll feel cheery
I'll feel cheery
Tho' I don't rey know that theory
No bathrobe
No Steuben glass
No cappuccino makers
No pearls, no diamonds
No 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire'
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
No room at the Holiday Inn, Oh no

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Jingle bells, prison cells
Fa la la la, Fa la la la
You have the right to remain
Silent night holy night
F on your knees oh night divine
You'll do some time
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la

Got any see man?
Got any D man?
Got any be man?
Got any X, Crack?
I'm willin', I'm illin'
Gotta get my sickness off
See-D help me
Follow, follow
Follow
Jugie boogie, jugie boogie
Follow, follow
Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy
Got any D man, got any see man
Got any crack, any X, any jugie boogie?

Twenty five

Fifteen

Twenty five

Fifteen

Twenty five

Fifteen

No way
Twenty four

Fifteen

Twenty four

Fifteen

Twenty four

Fifteen

Not today
Twenty three

Fifteen

Twenty three

Fifteen

Twenty three

Fifteen
It's old

Twenty two

Fifteen

Twenty one

Fifteen

Seventeen

Fifteen

Fifteen
And
Sold!
And
Let's
Go
To
The lot, Maureen's performing

Who's Maureen?

His ex

But I am over her

Let's not hold hands yet

Is that a warning?

He, You, I
Just need
To take it slow
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I

And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to,

Joanne, which way to the stage!

Snow!