Christmas is Cancelled (feat. Jack Douglass)

I am the Mistletoad, so you better watch out below

'Cuz if you try to steal a kiss

This missle's coming to wreck your Christmas

You're going up in smoke

Get too close and I'll make you croak

I'm about to go insane here

Hit the club and make it reindeer

Ever since I was a tadpole

I swore vengeance on the North Pole

Got a present here for the man in red

Dear Santy Claus, You're feliz navi-dead

I gotta win, I guess I can't help myself

I'm always grabbing that W

I don't celebrate No l

This Christmas

I'm making up my hitlist

Gonna check it twice

But I don't care if you've been naughty or nice

'Cuz Christmas is cancelled

Christmas is cancelled

This Christmas

I'm coming for St. Nicholas

So say goodnight

I don't care if you've been naughty or nice

'Cuz Christmas is cancelled

Christmas is cancelled

Wait... what are you doing here?

It's... Frosty the Bro-man?

Listen bro, you really need to chill out

Don't make me thumpity-thump the back of my branch across your mouth

You hate Christmas

I get it, you're a regular Scrooge

You look ridiculous, why should anyone listen to you?

Dude your gimmick is old

And you can talk til you're purple

But I liked you better before when you were still called Mine Turtle

Hello!

You're more annoying than Slippy from Star Fox

Hey Kermit, Go hide behind Miss Piggy's hamhocks

Don't make me laugh, Olaf

When I go off, I blast everything in my path

I'll smash you and I won't carrot all

You wannabe, be tough but you got snowballs

I'll take your coal

And stuff it right in your stocking

So stay frosty, don't cross me

I'm sick of you talking

You think you look jacked with a six pack, Abdominal Snowman

But I think you need to back on that BRO90X

Man, if you try to battle me, you're all out of luck

My rhymes are flawless and your grammar sucks