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[00:01.01]That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate
[00:06.14]Something less conspicuous, won't take up too much time
[00:10.18]Something less energetic, for what I've got in mind
[00:14.10]I won't be too persistant 'cos I'm not that way inclined
[00:17.28]See, that's the one for me
[00:19.29]Look under "Collins" see if she's free
[00:22.35]Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
[00:25.34]Hello Miss Collins you'll not know me
[00:27.49]I'm in the undies business, see?
[00:29.44]Please please can you tell me the size
[00:31.41]How far from the knee?
[00:35.59]Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin
[00:40.55]I'll take another name I might have a win
[00:43.62]What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in
[00:47.62]See, that's the one for me. Look under "Dickens" CFG
[00:51.74]See if she'll speak to me. Hand's get shakey eye's can't see
[00:55.88]Having trouble find 5p 2171983
[00:59.84]Hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me
[01:01.88]I'm in the undies business, see?
[01:04.94]Feel more relaxed now here we go again
[01:10.94]Hoi! No temporaries I've heard most take me in
[01:15.00]Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits
[01:19.09]So please please can you tell me
[01:21.05]The textured fit feels good to me
[01:23.14]In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me
[01:26.11]Please don't think me rude, I only hear don't want to see
[01:33.13]See, that's the one for me. That was quick, too quick for me
[01:50.26]Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
[01:54.35]Sugar or milk with your tea? No I couldn't, well I'll see
[01:58.35]What's your hobby?
[01:59.40]Just the same as me, see you soon for tea
[02:03.46]I'll give it one last chance I think you'll all agree
[02:09.40]I'm getting nowhere here, on my last 5p
[02:12.59]I'm sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me
[02:17.56]I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she
[02:20.68]Here we go again, I'll give it 3rd degree
[02:24.67]No hard feelings oh yes I'm sure you'll all agree
[02:27.63]I'll take another name I might have a win
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