Conceited Bastard - Ras Kass

Verse 1: 

I created verb noun ??? (The most beautifullest shit) 
I make up like foundation  now who you facing? 
The waterproof emcee  
Ras blessed the mic faster than Ramadan in mach 3 
Get off my dick  nigga 
And tell your bitch to come here 
And stick your dick in your eardrum and fuck what you heard (Yeah) 
Fa sheezy  articulate drama 
Multiple lacerations between consecutive commas 
I like my ill nana wet, my martini dry 
Whippin' a BMW 540-I (drunk driving Miss Daisy) 
Devil in a blue dress packing heat 
While I'm doing doughnuts in the middle of the street 
My middle east metaphors motivate religious wars 
Jah-hah (plus some other middle east dialect) 
Get it popping like Felicia and Amhad Rashad 
Keep my game face on like a Goat 
So stick yourself, Pretty Tony 

Chorus: 
You, you are, you conceited bastard (8x) 


Verse 2: 

(We still got some non-believers) So I'ma drop the bomb 
Like the one-armed wide reciever 
See we be off the hook like (busy signal from phone) 
Criminally insana, my brain do the Macarena 
Attack the varicose vanity who spin cancer 
Rhetorical question, a hypothetical answer 
Wouldn't swallow my tongue at a seizure 
Speak my mind at my leisure 
Living singe with more hoes than Khadijah 
And when I'm bent, it's the circus without a tent 
Clowning all baby-face ass niggas who love hoes and pay rent 
Give a chicken six cents for Gucci boots (Hell no!) 
I rather mop the floor at a peep show 
What part of "I'm the shit?" don't you understand? (Gooby bitch) 
Your favorite rapper is a Ras Kass fan 
So, how many dykes do I flip on the daily? 
Many money, just give me plenty Hen