They came from way far out, outer space
She's hard to miss so they landed on her face
She's got cooties, cooties
They've found a place to nest
She's got cooties, cooties
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs
Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me ewww
In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell
She's got cooties, cooties
Nobody want to sit by her
She's got cooties, cooties
She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur
Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot
Hurry, get your cootie shot
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out
She's got cooties, cooties
She's just as friendly as can be
She's got cooties, cooties
She'll shows them cootie hospitality
She's got cooties, cooties
She's like a living twilight zone
She's got cooties, cooties
Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone
Black, white, red, green every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too
And that's for you