Copenhagen Junkie - Chris Ledoux
Well I've never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch To help me thru the trials of this life But there's one thing I can't do with out and Copenhagens what I'm talkin' About and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife Now when I first started chewin' I didn't know what I was doin' But I liked the way it helped me to relax And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way I know Copenhagen should But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac I'm a Copenhagen junkie there's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it just wont let me be Cause when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to ruin That Copenhagen's got a hold on me I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my s'noose away I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall I'm a Copenhagen junkie... Well I even tried to quit one time my knees got weak I sorta went blind And my mellow disposition headed south I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabid dog and Start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth I'm a Copenhagen junkie... Can I help you sir ah yeah do you got any Copenhagen No Sir I'm afraid we're all out ah I'm a Copenhagen junkie... Ah Copenhagen it makes me feel so good But when it's gone boys I ain't feeling exactly the way I should
Artist: Chris Ledoux
Title: Copenhagen Junkie