Correcto - Guided By Voices

As rehearsals progress 
the fly cannonballs tumbling 
the spy and the phantom deny public interview 
grandstand productions 
presents and interesting light 
and we give you the "no show" 
come premier night 
curtain not opening 
fly comes out 
swallows the microphone 
now you can't hear 
everyone stares 
you can't move through the tension 
do we have another no show? 
An honorable mention?