Cowboy Convention - Ohio Express

I was riding the prairie 
When out of the blue I could see 
There were two dozen Indians 
Starting to close up on me 
There was no place I could run 
And I never carry a gun 
So I cried for help 

Chorus: 
And along came Hop-Along-Cassidy, 
Maverick, and Billy The Kidd 
I'd have been lost if they hadn't 
Shown up as they did 
And there was even Doc Holiday, 
Buffalo Bill, Jesse James 
And three hundred cavalry 
But I can't remember their names 

I was safe in my cabin 
And thinking of going to bed 
When an Indian tomahawk 
Stuck in the wall by my head 
I looked through the window and saw 
There were three thousand Indians or more 
So I cried for help 

(Chorus) 

But one day I was caught and 
Was taken to see Running Bear 
But we got on so well that 
He told me that I could stay there 
And according to Indian law 
I could have me a choice of a squaw 
I needed no help! 

But along came Hop-Along-Cassidy, 
Maverick, and Billy The Kidd 
I'd have been fine if they hadn't 
Shown up as they did 
And there was even Doc Holiday, 
Buffalo Bill, Jesse James 
And three hundred cavalry 
But I can't remember their names