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[00:00.03]Wait a minute, man
[00:00.71]Hey, check this out, man (tell it)
[00:01.77]It was this blind man, right? (this man)
[00:03.69]It was this blind man, right?
[00:05.39]He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? (hey)
[00:08.19]He walked past this fish market (fish market?), you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:11.52]He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
[00:14.93]Woo good morning ladies" (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
[00:19.98]You like that shit, man? pretty good man
[00:21.45]Hey man, I've got a gang of that shit, man
[00:23.74]Hey, I'll tell you what
[00:25.20]We'll all have a good time
[00:26.89]We'll fool on the drum
[00:28.42]And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mic'
[00:30.28]I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
[00:33.25]First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it, homeboy
[00:36.92]Said Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[00:41.71]We can go to the park, after dark
[00:44.42]Smoke that tumbleweed
[00:46.59]And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[00:48.97]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[00:51.45]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[00:53.64]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[00:56.01]So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[01:00.86]Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[01:03.50]Skatin' on Dayton rims
[01:05.88]So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[01:10.46]If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
[01:15.08]Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
[01:17.95]They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
[01:20.38]When the Afroman walked through the white land
[01:22.82]Houses went up for sale
[01:25.56]Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
[01:27.66]When I met a little girl named Jan
[01:30.02]I let her ride in my Caddy
[01:31.45]Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
[01:34.65]We fucked on the bed
[01:36.03]Fucked on the floor
[01:37.38]Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
[01:39.85]Then I fucked to the left (left)
[01:41.19]Fucked to the right (right)
[01:42.52]She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
[01:44.65]I thought to myself, "sheeba-sheeba"
[01:47.18]Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
[01:49.56]I put on my clothes and I was on my way
[01:51.73]Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
[01:54.14]And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
[01:56.69]But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four
[01:59.06]Oh, he beat me to the left
[02:00.66]He beat me to the right
[02:01.77]The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
[02:04.12]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
[02:06.22]That's the best damn pussy I ever had
[02:08.72]Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
[02:11.14]I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[02:13.87]Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[02:18.63]We can go to the park, after dark
[02:21.03]Smoke that tumbleweed
[02:23.43]And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[02:25.91]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[02:28.18]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[02:30.42]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[02:32.93]So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[02:37.74]Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[02:40.69]Skatin' on Dayton rims
[02:42.85]So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[02:47.19]If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
[02:52.25]I met this lady in Hollywood
[02:54.99]She had green hair, but damn she looked good
[02:57.37]I took her to my house because she was fine
[02:59.59]But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
[03:02.28]I met this lady from Japan
[03:04.30]Never made love with an African
[03:07.03]I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
[03:09.57]I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
[03:11.96]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
[03:14.86]I met a woman in the heart of Australia
[03:16.82]Had a big butt and big titties too
[03:19.04]So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
[03:21.43]See, I met this woman from Hawaii
[03:24.47]Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE!"
[03:26.82]Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
[03:28.66]Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
[03:31.09]I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
[03:33.74]She said, "I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me"
[03:36.19]I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
[03:38.65]I gave her my secret blend of Herbs 'n' Spices
[03:41.06]Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[03:45.32]We can go to the park, after dark
[03:48.89]Smoke that tumbleweed
[03:50.48]And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[03:53.50]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[03:55.82]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[03:57.70]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[04:00.13]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
[04:02.59]Her titties were filled with Hennessy
[04:05.06]That country music really drove me crazy
[04:07.63]But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"
[04:10.34]Met this lady in Oklahoma
[04:12.75]Put that pussy in a coma
[04:14.80]Met this lady in Michigan
[04:16.92]I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
[04:19.94]Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
[04:22.00]Fucked her until she turned into a white albino
[04:24.74]Fucked this hooker in Iowa
[04:26.83]I fucked her on credit, so I owe her (ha, ha)
[04:29.58]Fucked this girl down in Georgia
[04:32.01]Came in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya?
[04:34.14]Met this beautiful sexy ho
[04:36.52]She just ran across the border of Mexico
[04:39.33]Fine young thing said her name's Maria
[04:41.71]I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
[04:44.14]I wanna get married, but I can't afford it
[04:46.58]I know I'ma cry when she get deported
[04:49.11]Colt Fortyfive and two zigzags, baby, that's all we need
[04:53.99]We can go to the park, after dark
[04:56.68]Smoke that tumbleweed
[04:58.75]And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
[05:01.04]Singin' them dirty rap songs
[05:03.50]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
[05:05.64]And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[05:08.51]So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
[05:09.69]Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale
[05:10.15]Skatin' on Dayton rims
[05:10.42]So roll, roll, the Eighty-three Cadillac Coupe Deville
[05:10.73]If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
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