Cum On Everybody - Eminem

Yo, mic check 
Testing one, two, um... twelve 
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed 
In Curt Cobains head when he shot himself dead 
Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob 
Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve 
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so 
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat 
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe 
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs untill my show 
I just rememberd that I'm absent minded 
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it 
I freestylin ever verse that I spit 
Cuz I don't even remember the words to my shit 
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness 
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis 
Put my LP on your Christmas wish list 
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this 
Cum on everybody, get down tonight 
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I tried suicide once and I'll try it again 
That's why I write songs where I die at the end 
Cuz I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck 
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck" 
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd 
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now" 
Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry 
I'm bored out of my gord 
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford 
I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard 
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket 
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet 
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage 
And if you ever see a video for this shit 
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit 
Cum on everybody, get down tonight 
(x8) 
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit 
Cuz they think I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy 
So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like..."Gee...I don't know who's Mike D." 
I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert 
I'll be standin by the Loch Ness monster, peace out 
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out till I started bustin 
freestyles 
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick 
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick 
Made a couple of crank calls collect 
I wanna make songs all the fellas dog 
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of 
So just remember when I bomb your set 
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset 
Cum on everybody get down tonight 
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