D. Scott Parsley - Lambchop

Hey girl 
Is it really right for me 
Send a little message 
That I know I can see 

Behold the life I lead for you 
One would hope the only life for two 
Can't you see the only life for me 

Hey dude 
Better try to make things work 
You really gonna mess up 
If you're like that with that girl 

This way, this life, for me 
This won't change the lonely life you see 
This is not the life I thought would be 

Hot dog 
Guess you really bite my log 
Everybody hates me 
But assume i'm not around 

For me, I say it's true 
I wonder if they love me like you do 
Maybe I can suck enough for two 

Hey chick 
What you gonna make of this 
Getting sentimental 
Better get there something quick 

It's all the thing for me 
Like some weird porno philosophy 
Making us a grand apostrophe 
It's sick 
What you gonna make of this 
Guess we'll think of something 
Better think of something quick 

It's here you make your peace 
The cut the fold the crease 
Maybe you can cure your own disease