Dance Of The Screamers - Ian Dury And The Blockheads

So i'm screaming this to you 
"waaaaaaagh"
From thr last place in the queue  
"waaah, waaah"
I really think you'd like me 
Given half a chance  
But since we ain't got that 
I'll do the Screamers Dance  

Some of us are ugly, angel, 
Some of us are only small  
Some of us are useless, sailor, 
They haven't got the where-with-all  
We went and missed the ending, babe
We never quite caught the bus  
We never speak our minds, my love
We ain't got nothing to discuss  

Some of us are useless, luv 
It comes from facing up to facts  
It's hard to be a hero, handsome 
When you've had your helmet cracked  
Cheerfulness is catching, sweetie
When the fevers you have got  
We've got a temperature, my dear 
But we simply haven't got the hots  

So I'm screaming this to you 
"waaaaaaagh"
Silly season, skys are blue 
"waah, waah, waah"
I hardly ever think, 
I've made a small advance  
I keep my elbows in and do 
The Screamers Dance  
DANCE!!!

Waw! 
Some of us are stupid, sister 
Some of us are very shy  
Some of us get nervuos, chicken 
When you look us in the eye  
We're ever so pathetic, chickie  
We know quite well that we try too hard
Some of us were born like this 
While others got it by the yard  

So I'm screaming this to you 
"waaaaaaauugh"
Coz I haven't got a clue  
"waaarrh"
I really think I'd like you 
Given half the chance  
As we ain't got that 
I'll do the Screamers Dance  
"Waaaaaaagh,  waaaaaaagh
Waaaaaaagh, waaaaaaagh
Waaaaaaagh"